PEOPLE STILL PRANK CALL???

Me: Good Morning this is Heather (as I answer my work phone)

Caller: Morning Gorgeous. How are you?

Me: I am doing well.

Caller: Do you know who this is?

Me: Umm… not really. May I ask who?

Caller: How many men call you gorgeous? Think…

Me: Quite a few this morning (I was lying) and is it Mike (one of our clients)?

Caller: Yeah. How is your dating life?

Me: Pretty much nonexsistant. How did your job interview go?

Caller: You’re picky huh? I want to pull your panties off. (Dial Tone)

What? I was confused. Who prank calls someone at 7 AM? Does this really count as a prank? Isn’t the rule of a prank call that you have to laugh or something before you hang up?